Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes


Patton Oswalt Christmas Shoes Animation. Audio recorded at Lisner Audirorium in Washington DC.

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25 Responses to “Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes”

  1. Schragmeister Says:

    There are no bad words.

    “Shit piss cunt fuck cock sucker mother fucker and tits.”

  2. Schragmeister Says:

    You speak the truth.

  3. Schragmeister Says:

    To be Christian is to force yourself NOT to read in between the lines.

    God said we can’t let the homos get married …but the whole part about selling your daughter into slavery… nahh he didn’t mean that.

  4. inu671 Says:

    Probably, if I first heard the lyrics I would’ve been aww how cute and forgotten about it.

    But when Oswalt broke it down and pointed out some things that made sense…this is probably why I don’t listen to Christian music even though I’m Christian.

  5. MrJackanthony Says:

    Hilarious video but actually this song was composed for a film by that title. And newsong is no longer the name of the band. Fife star graphics though.

    God Bless

  6. jasonlloyd33 Says:

    This song blows thank you for calling it out Patton!!!!!

  7. ValStarwind Says:

    god I pissed myself I laughed so hard!

  8. Raulbikcube Says:

    Holy crap! I was at that show! They were recording “My Weakness is Strong” that night and I totally forgot about that bit until I stumbled across this. I wonder why it is not on the album?

  9. hcabmellaK Says:

    If anyone knows where online to find Patton Oswalt’s bit about a lounge entertainer singing “LOVE ON THE ROCKS,” please send a message to this YouTube account (hcabmellaK). The bit is so genuinely hilarious.

  10. LivienRochelle Says:

    THAT’S WHAT VIETNAM DID TO ME! lol

  11. Homocystine Says:

    A W E S O M E !!!

    Just awesome…..

  12. JENNohJENN Says:

    thank you.
    these people are so stupid!

  13. JENNohJENN Says:

    what the hell is wrong with you?
    i think its you whos the soulless bastard.

  14. 90sComputerGames Says:

    Hil-freaking arious bit, Gotta love Lil’ Oswalt. Hilarious and on-cue animation as well.

    First time I heard this “song” in my car, I almost got in an accident from laughing so hard at it.

  15. 6Qubed Says:

    BECAUSE THEY WORSHIP DEATH AND CANNIBALISM[/insanetrolllogic]

  16. TomMSTie Says:

    The animation is awesome! Thank you.

  17. Plasticsoul Says:

    yeah, you probably shouldn’t watch “offencive” comedy until you know how to spell offensive comedy. as for “curde” remarks…there is nothing about cheese in the entire bit.

    why are christians humorless?

  18. Mashiki Says:

    @gwa73

    Did you even listen to the material? If you think the only selling point of Patton’s routine is his profanity, you shouldn’t be listening to comedy, you hole.

  19. superparodyprincess Says:

    not even a song!

  20. hicks727 Says:

    @si1verflare …you can leave Mencia off the list…….thats etc.

  21. Kalfitegrdan Says:

    @gwa73 oh and P.S…Fuck your opinions.

  22. Kalfitegrdan Says:

    @gwa73 A. funny as fuck could easily be used to describe this video.
    B. gay as fuck could easily be used to describe the song “Christmas Shoes.”
    C. Preachy Fag could easily be used to describe you.

  23. si1verflare Says:

    Funny animation and a hilarious comic. Thanks for posting this.

    And by the way, just because a comic can be funny without swearing doesn’t make them better than other comics. That’s because people don’t go to clubs and shows to laugh at the word ‘fuck.’ They go and laugh at jokes. Otherwise there’d be comics who stand up and swear for six minutes without saying anything. If -you- appreciate clean comedy, fine. But don’t talk down about the rest of us who like Patton, Izzard, Attell, Mencia, ect

  24. idgara26 Says:

    My grandmother died in slippers, does this mean she went to hell!?!

  25. sdmikev Says:

    Curse words don’t make it funny, but sometimes people curse. Get over it. Are you really offended by “bad words”?

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